Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
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when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
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*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
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